1. Duct tape won’t fix that. (But duct tape can’t fix stupid)
2. Honey, we should sell the Pickup and buy a family sedan.
3. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
4. I thought Graceland was tacky.
5. We’re vegetarians.
6. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
7. Who cares who won the Civil War.
8. I couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
9. Trim the fat off that steak 🥩
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts.
12. I don’t have a favorite college football team 🏈
