Tag: Babylon Bee

Commander Custer

The Washington Football Team changed its name this week, finalizing a year-long transition from ‘Redskins’ to ‘Commanders.’ Along with the shiny new name, the team announced a brand-new mascot: General George Custer.

McDonald’s Employee Fired

Is this parody or prognostication? I can’t tell any more 🐝

McDonald’s Employee Fired For Asking If Happy Meal Toy Is For Boy Or Girl

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Fully Immersed

Do you dunk em once, twice or do you have to dunk em three times?

Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce

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Thorn In Paul’s Flesh Revealed To Be Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’

Children of the 80s, here’s your earworm 🐛 for the day 🐝


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Scholars Discover Translation Error: Root Of All Evil Actually Gluten

Sometimes it seems like it 🐝


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