Tag: Global warming

Church of Global Warming

What elements do you need before you can call something a religion?

Saint-AlFirst, you need a figurehead, a leader. The Church of Global Warming (COGW) has Al Gore. He’s their High Priest. Al has sway over his followers just like Sun Myung Moon has over the Moonies in the Unification Church.

Second, you need a symbol and a Holy Book. Christians have the cross and the Bible. Muslims have the crescent and the Koran. Jews have the Star of David and the Talmud. COGW has the hockey stick and “An Inconvenient Truth.”
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Church of Global Warming

What elements do you need before you can call something a religion?

Saint-AlFirst, you need a figurehead, a leader. The Church of Global Warming (COGW) has Al Gore. He’s their High Priest. Al has sway over his followers just like Sun Myung Moon has over the Moonies in the Unification Church.

Second, you need a symbol and a Holy Book. Christians have the cross and the Bible. Muslims have the crescent and the Koran. Jews have the Star of David and the Talmud. COGW has the hockey stick and “An Inconvenient Truth.”
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Another Polar Vortex

I’m having a hard time believing we’re in a “global warming” trend. This is the second year in a row the US has gotten hit with an almost nation-wide “polar vortex.” 

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