Princess Bride Parenting

Life Lessons From The Princess Bride

1. True love doesn’t happen every day.

2. You can’t kidnap what has been rightfully stolen.

3. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

4. Life isn’t fair. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

5. Television used to be called books.

6. Always learn to fight left-handed.

7. Vengeance is noble, but it doesn’t pay the bills.

8. Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.

9. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

10. Someday, you may not mind the kissing part so much.