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Sherman, set the Wayback machine to 2019

Bruce Willis changed the Christmas game, didn’t he?

These people are too stupid to be reporting the news I’m not Jewish and I know what sitting Shiva means.

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False Alert

Hawaii Governor: Sorry I Couldn’t Tell You About False Missile Alert Sooner, I Forgot My Twitter Password

I’m guessing that @realDonaldTrump has never forgotten his Twitter password

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But it’s no fun to eat if it doesn’t have all that butter! 🦋

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I didn’t know it was so easy to get five servings of fruit every day!

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I think I’d get sick long before I ate 20 🍫

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Wi-Fi Soup

The Doctor: This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi. We’re living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi, harvesting human minds, extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck for ever, crying out for help.

Clara Oswin: Isn’t that basically Twitter?